Shrek Quotes

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Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig. The film mimics other fairy tale changes, originally aimed at animated Disney films. In the story, an ogre called Shrek discovers his swamp invaded by fairy tale creatures who have been banished by the defective Lord Farquaad trying to be king. Shrek makes a deal with Farquaad to retrieve control of his swamp in an account of saving Princess Fiona (Diaz), whom Farquaad plans to marry. With the help of Donkey (Murphy), Shrek starts on his journey but soon falls in love with the princess, who is hiding a secret that will change his life forever.

Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. His life is broken after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc unknowingly expatriates a vast number of fairy-tale creatures to Shrek’s swamp. Enraged by the invasion, he decides to visit Farquaad and demands they be transferred elsewhere. He slowly allows the chatty Donkey, who was banished as well, to tag along and guide him to Duloc.

Now you know about Shrek Let’s read some of the Shrek quotes

Shrek Quotes

“Little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I?” – Shrek


“Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of…” – Shrek


You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! – Shrek


“You go in there and tell her how you feel.” – Shrek


“Oh, would you look at that.” – Shrek


“Yeah, right before they explode into flame.” – Shrek


“Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up.” – Shrek


“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.” – Shrek


Wow! Only a Real friend would be that viciously honest. – Shrek


“Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.” – Shrek


“Well, that’s not very nice.” – Shrek


“All right, you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.” – Shrek


“WHY are you following me?” – Shrek


“Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: donkeys don’t have layers. We were our fear right there on our sleeves.” – Shrek


“You didn’t slay the dragon?” – Princess Fiona “It’s on me “to do” list. Now come on.” – Shrek


“We can stay up late, exchanging manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” – Shrek


Famous Shrek quotes to remember

“I’m not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale nonsense, destroying my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?!” – Lord Farquaad


“So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway?” – Donkey


“In the tower, waiting for us to save her.” – Shrek


“That’s a right fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey!” – Shrek


“Some of you may die, but that is a loss I am willing to make.” – Shrek


“The Princess will be up the stairs in the most leading room in the tallest tower.” – Shrek


What are you doing? You know, you should clean me off my feet out yonder window and down a line onto your valiant steed.” – Princess Fiona


“Parfaits may probably be the most delightful thing on the whole dang planet!” – Shrek


Funny Shrek quotes to laugh over at

“Now hand over that big rock, the one that looks like your head.” – Shrek


“NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. OGRES have layers. Onions have layers… you get it. We both have layers.” – Shrek


“Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?” – Shrek


“Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad’ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of whims in the first place, is that about right?” – Donkey


“Yes, I know the breadman. Who lives on Drury Lane?” – Lord Farquaad


“Sure it’s huge enough… but look at the location.” – Shrek


“It is lovely! You know, you’re really quite a decorator.” – Shrek


“Don’t mess wit’ me. I’m the Stair Master. I’ve Comprehended the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.” – Donkey


“Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey


Pinocchio shrek quotes from the movie

I’m not a puppet! I’m a real boy! – Pinocchio


“C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.” – Donkey


“I used to be scared of the dark until… No, wait. I’m still afraid of the dark.” – Donkey


“Eat me.” – Gingerbread Man


“I know you apparently hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there!” – Donkey


“I don’t have any toes! I think I need a hug” – Donkey


“What kind of a knight are you?” – Princess Fiona “One of a kind.” – Shrek


“Some of you may die, but its a loss I’m willing to make.” – Lord Farquaad


“I ain’t gonna lie, you ARE ugly. But you only look like this at night, Shrek’s ugly 24/7.” – Donkey



Inspirational shrek quotes to think about

“I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a full lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.” – Donkey


“Do you think he’s maybe offsetting for something?” – Shrek


“Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” – Magic Mirror


“He hoofed he poooffed unt he… signed an ejection notice.” – Little Pig


“Y’know, me too. That’s another thing we have in common. I hate it when you’ve got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won’t leave, and then there’s that big awkward silence…” – Donkey


“Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you unless of course, I can’t find you, or if I forget.” – the movie Shrek 2


“For your knowledge, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.” – Shrek


“Five shillings for the controlled toy. Take it away.” – Captain of Guards


“Yeah, right, brimstone, don’t be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn’t no brimstone and it didn’t come off no stone neither.” – Donkey

Best Shrek quotes from the movies


“Donkey, if that was me, you’d be dead. That’s brimstone… we must be getting close.” – Shrek


“Don’t mess with me. I’m the stair master.” – Donkey


And then one time I ate some sour berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.” – Donkey


“Man, you gotta prepare somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.” – Donkey


“Ogres are like onions.” – Shrek


“Wow, that was really scary and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will surely get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath STINKS.” – Donkey


“Wow. Let’s do that again.” – Donkey


“No! I’m an ogre! You know, “Grab your flashlight and pitchforks!” Doesn’t that bother you?” – Shrek


“Well it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.” – Shrek


“Please. I don’t wanna go back there. You don’t know what it’s like to be deemed a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!” – Donkey


“Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?” – Shrek


“Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.” – Shrek


“Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain’t easy.” – Princess Fiona


“You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.” – Shrek


“Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something back there. Ridiculous!” – Donkey


“Now, why don’t you go to praise your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? – Shrek


“Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?” – Shrek


“Because that’s what friends do! They forgive each other!” – Donkey


Oh yeah, you’re right, Donkey. I forgive you… For hitting me in the back!” – Shrek


“oh this is another one of does onion things isn’t” – Donkey


“no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things.” – Shrek


“Sure it’s big enough, but look at the location.” – Shrek


“Wow, only a true friend would be that really honest.” – Shrek



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