50+ Top Best Crazy Joker & Harley Quinn Quotes

50+ Top Best Crazy Joker & Harley Quinn Quotes

When we talk about Harley Quinn and her popular character, the famous “Love Actually” lyrics are always brought up. One of the most amazing things is that Harley is not the only one talking about her songs and the quotes in them. In fact, one of her many fan clubs, the “Quinny Caboose Girls”, has a list of all the famous quotes about her song written by her fans.

With her fame, comes lots of opportunities for photoshoots and TV shows. One of the most asked about shows is “American Idol,” a reality show where the contestants have to sing songs in front of a panel of judges. Getting through the challenges is not easy especially when there are actually a lot of girls competing.

Without any further delay, let’s move towards Harley Quinn famous quotes and sayings

Harley Quinn and Joker Quotes

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I recognise, it’s a comedy.” – The Joker


“Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!” – The Joker


“I think I felt better when I was barred up in the hospital.” – The Joker


“If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” – The Joker


“It’s funny when I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone chuckled at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.” – The Joker


“Some people want to see you lose. Disappoint them!” – The Joker


“The most powerful hearts have the most hurts!” – The Joker


“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” – The Joker


“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can rightly follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep hitting you.” – The Joker


“There is no Yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right way. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” – The Joker


“I know the sounds in my head aren’t real, but seldom their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – The Joker


“If you are just secure about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” – The Joker


“Passion becomes submission. Surrender becomes power.” – The Joker


“You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?” – The Joker


“If you make choices based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make boring choices.” – The Joker

Best Harley Quinn and Joker Quotes

“Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sadness behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.” – Harley Quinn


“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.” – Harley Quinn


“I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Harley Quinn


“Never again. No more attraction, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a criminal, manipulative, hopeless…” – Harley Quinn


“I have done everything you said. Every inspection, every test, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn


“I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!” – Harley Quinn


“You know, for what it’s worth, I enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this girl wants is to settle down with her loving sweetheart.” – Harley Quinn


“You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me.” – Harley Quinn


Harley Quinn Love Quotes

“My love for my Joker was stronger than their asylum walls.”


“I found The Joker’s personality disturbing, his madness alarming, and his charm invincible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”


“I love him not for the way he quieted my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”


“Find what you love and let it kill you.”


“It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often portrayed as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”


“You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our plays, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to fall with her lovin’ sweetheart.”


“That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”


“You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”


“Don’t get me wrong, my pudding’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”


“I know how the world works, okay? And when it happens to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”


“Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”


“Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”


“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”


Harley Quinn and joker love quotes

“All I have are negative thoughts.” – The Joker


“I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m crying. You might join me for a weep.” – The Joker


“I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” – The Joker


“I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” – The Joker


“I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.” – The Joker


“Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” – The Joker


“I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” – The Joker


“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” – The Joker


“Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” – The Joker


“When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.” – The Joker


“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” – The Joker


“I now do what other people only dream.” – The Joker


“A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Joker


“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – The Joker


“You can’t sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – The Joker


“For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” – The Joker

Harley Quinn Suicide Squad Quotes


The Joker: What do we have here?


Harley Quinn: I did everything you said. I helped you.


The Joker: You helped me by erasing my mind, what few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr Quinzel?


Harley Quinn: What are you going to do? Are you going to kill me, Mr J?


The Joker: What? Oh, I’m not going to kill you. I’m just going to hurt you bad.


Harley Quinn: You think so? Well, I can take it.

[he puts a leather belt between her teeth]


The Joker: I wouldn’t want you to break those perfect porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.


The Joker: Are you sweet talking to me? Ha. Ha. Ha. I love this guy. He’s so intense.

[looking over to Harley]


Monster T: You’re a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.


The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!

[he whistles over to Harley to come over]


The Joker: Oh, come to Daddy.


Harley Quinn: Puddin’.


The Joker: Oh yeah. Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.

[Harely sits on Monster T’s lap]


Harley Quinn: Well. You’re cute. Do you want me? I’m all yours.


Monster T: I don’t want no beef.


The Joker: You don’t want no beef? You don’t want no beef?


Harley Quinn: Why, what’s wrong?


The Joker: You don’t want no beef?


Harley Quinn: You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.


Monster T: This is your lady.


The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?


Monster T: No. That’s your lady, Joker.


The Joker: That’s right. Yeah. Yo, J.

[Joker shoots Monster T]

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